For the past several months, when trying to visit UrbanOutfitters.com, I have been confronted with this bleak page:

Yup. Too bad for you, sucka! No UO shopping is happening on your laptop. No, no. And we’re even going to give you the Québécois error page, since we somehow know that your recent experiences in Montréal were [...]

My grey leather 0ver-the-knee boots à la Serena van der Woodsen and Isabel Marant are no longer over-the-knee.
They’re more drooping-and-bunching-beneath-the-knee, largely defeating their purpose and turning me into a hunchback constantly pulling at her boots as she attempts to walk.
Maybe this is one way to legitimize why  überfashionites don’t wear things once they’re over a [...]